"I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it."
— Marilyn Monroe
I use to think that admitting that I love being domestic meant that I wasn't as strong, evolved, or independent as some women. My biggest fear was being a ordinary, frumpy housewife. So, it was my goal to be fiercely independent. I wanted to do two things before I lived with a man. (I decided this at the ripe age of 14.)
1. Live on my own
2. Live downtown (I thought it was so Sex & the City)
And I completed both my goals, like a boss. It was horrible yet necessary. Living downtown, I encountered masturbating hobos (yes plural) and a unmatchable hatred for scene kids. I lived next door to a punk bar and I would die a happy woman if I never see a fashion mullet again! -Shivers-
Living on my own was bad. I tried to make the best of it.. (walking around naked, playing B. Spears on full blast, being a slob, etc..) but it was game over once I realized that a family of wasps had set up their nest inside of my a/c unit. Imagine that it's August in Alabama (aka Hell hot) and every time you turned on your a/c, a few wasps flew into your house with the cool air. And the landlord couldn't figure out how to fix it because he was Depends-wearing old. So, what's a independent woman to do? I named the wasps for the time being then moved out the first chance I could.
Now, I reside with my ultra, mega hot manfriend and it's pretty amazing. He kills spiders and I cook delicious shit. I realized the hard way that I actually love being girly. Now, don't give me that look.. I'm not about to start wearing pants that says Princess across the ass. But, I will happily cook for hours or squeal over crafts without shame.
The purpose of this blog is sheer boredom and hopefully someone out there will read this (without judging my awful grammar) and relate. Here we go!